Ugly Houses

Posted September 15th, 2007 by Polychrome
Categories: Brooklyn, Real Estate

I was in Queens last week, on Jamaica Avenue, and saw a bright yellow and red   billboard for “We Buy Ugly Houses.Com” — the link forwards to homevestors.com, with links for buying and selling.  The page orginally served up a “why sell” link — and it states:

“HomeVestors franchisees buy houses at a discount. But when they buy your house, they will: Pay cash; Pay most normal closing costs; Buy “as is”; Typically close fast.”

They seem to have a few things for sale on Staten Island, Westchester and surrounding areas. 

Seems poised to cash in on the mortgage crisis.  It may have been present in this area for a long time, but I had not seen any major advertising from this company before.

And they are using a caveman, à la Geico.

 

Byway Americana

Posted September 8th, 2007 by Polychrome
Categories: Other Places
Totem Pole Playhouse 

In blog time it has been forever since I last posted but it has been insanely busy for me with gardening, website development, and other distractions.

We just returned from a short road trip south, avoiding the usual I-95 intensity and instead giving ourselves extra time for a leisurely drive on byways including a segment of the Lincoln Highway and Shenandoah National Park via Skyline Drive. Skyline Drive views were hazy in the August heat, but magnificent, offering a glimpse of nature and notably the lack of sound (other than the car engine).

The likes of byways such as the Lincoln Highway always interest me because it is on these roads we are offered a different view of America via the roadside attraction - ranging from street names, house color and architecture, business signage, garden décor, etc.  There is usually something interesting to see.

One curiosity was a very large barn in southern Pennsylvania that served as the yard-sale center for the owner.  In the past the barn had served as an advertising platform with different messages on two sides, the paint wearing thin on both.  I am no expert on barn architecture, but the old stone foundation was quite nice; it seemed to indicate a long-term tenure on the property, likely more than a century.  At some point past it must have been a beautiful farm.

With an obvious “open” sign on display, we stopped to have a look around.  The proprietor exited the farmhouse next door and turned on the electricity in the barn for us.  We exchanged a few pleasantries, then he retreated to the house.

This is the third time I have encountered such a place.  I think, with some time and sorting, there might be several decades of American pop culture to be found on the premises.  It would be an interesting archaeological study.

Unfortunately I was ill-prepared to seriously “shop” — there were plenty of things to capture my interest but without gloves and a need to press on with the drive, it was absurd to even begin.  This place offers the chance of a eureka moment for treasure-hunters willing to invest some time, but I have only a few photos to show and a certain pleasure in knowing places like this still exist in our modern world.

Novelty Socks

Posted July 23rd, 2007 by Polychrome
Categories: Projects
Novelty Socks
Knitting again.

Mr. Softee Obeys the Law

Posted July 13th, 2007 by Polychrome
Categories: Brooklyn

In the five years spent living here one huge annoyance factor for me has been the Mr. Softee truck making the rounds.  Not once per day, but a dozen times or more.  Mr. Softee has been, by far, the worst though that truck has been supplemented by intermittent visits by two competitors — one that spews a digital version of “The Entertainer” and another seems to have a variety of holiday tunes.

Like everyone else, I am not happy about fuel cost increases, yet in my “glass half full” moments I have also noted the decrease in the number ice cream truck rounds on this block, especially Mr. Softee.  This may be the only positive side effect, but one to note.

A few days after the law change, I carefully watched for Mr. Softee.  I assumed it would be business as usual with the jingle, but no … the driver pulled to the curb and the music went off.  And it didn’t start again until the truck drove away. 

Applause to the Mr. Softee driver!  It does make a difference.

Now, if only something could be done about car alarms and people who constantly lean on their car horn. 

Brooklyn Eggplant

Posted July 13th, 2007 by Polychrome
Categories: Brooklyn, Gardening

Progress photo from my back yard garden, yesterday.

Ghostly Eggplant

Vermin

Posted July 3rd, 2007 by Polychrome
Categories: Brooklyn

long time since last post because I have been really busy developing a corporate site. The site is for a hand-painted tile and mosaic company, so once completed – which it ought to be very soon – the link will be posted.

In the meantime I need to vent about vermin, both general and specific. Perhaps I am a little testy after being tethered to a computer for longer than expected. I just feel surrounded by vermin of all sorts lately.

So gripe number one is feral cats. The colony appears to have grown and they evidently are comfortable homesteading in the basement of the problem building across the street. Neighbors have spotted a couple of entrances/exits and made an attempt at blocking one of them, though not the other. Another neighbor leaves tins of cat food on his stoop, taking care of that aspect. My backyard is the litterbox. The colony is pretty much covered. Our motion detector/sprayer works well, but the hose needs replacing (it leaks) and so the cats are feeling comfortable in the back yard again. I’ve heard a couple neighbors talk about poison, and I do find that an extreme I would prefer not to entertain no matter what. I attempted to join the NYC Feral Cat group just to get a sense of how it works, but was denied membership unless I first take the training class. I am open to the training, but am severely allergic to the critters, so it is far from appealing. The glass half-full view inspires me to mention squirrels are not stealing my tomatoes this year. But it is a huge annoyance knowing you cannot step in your own back yard without a handful of plastic bags for poop clearing. A great use for the New York Times blue plastic bag packaging that comes with home delivery.

Despite the slow-dripping leak in the hose that feeds the sprayer, I am tempted to leave it on except that the moisture draws varieties of wasps, also unpleasant. Wasps are gripe number two, though I cannot find a nest source. And they are low ranking on the annoyance scale, at least for now.

Thirdly, the beautiful tree in my front yard died and I contacted the city to remove it. They did, it took perhaps 30 minutes tops, start to sweep up. We are waiting for the root subcontractors the city employs to remove that and then we can FINALLY get a tree guard and a new tree. Vermin complaint number three is, when the tree was cut down, there were millions of nasty black (large) ants all over. Several people stopped and told me they were carpenter ants and they knew it for sure because these ants live in (Haiti, Trinidad, South Carolina). A quick Google seemed to verify that and though carpenter ants, unlike termites, do not consume wood, they do live in it, and that was likely the demise of the tree. Honestly though I fed and took care of the tree and never saw these ants before.  But I have to be ready to deal with them when the roots are removed.

Last, but not least, is unleashed and unsupervised dogs. Though in reality the real vermin here is not the dogs but the entitled owners of said dogs who feel they are above the leash law. A woman who owns the beauty salon a few yards from my house, lets her Yorkie off leash constantly and it defecates everywhere.  And she never picks up because, well, she isn’t there to watch the dog.  Yeah, I go and talk to her about it – so do the neighbors – but she has told me little Tutu “needs the freedom to run” which is as weak an excuse for owner-laziness as I have ever heard. I’d call someone but I can’t imagine it would result in anything positive.

Okay this really is a bitchy post, sorry for that. To state something positive, the garden is doing really well and a variety of tomato, pepper, zucchini and eggplant is developing nicely. Despite initial blossom end rot on one tomato plant all is now progressing in a healthy manner – with all plants (in containers) protected from feral toiletry, of course.

Avoiding the Hoopla

Posted May 21st, 2007 by Polychrome
Categories: Brooklyn

There is no secret to the fact — and this is probably universal for large cities — that good weather is what is often referred to as the “noisy season.” In other places, such as the suburbs, no one usually notices because of the difference in population density. But here in Brooklyn, well, how can you not notice.

During the past five summers I have lived here, I would say three of those summers were made utterly miserable by a stand-alone basketball hoop that was the center of activity for pretty much the whole street. Now in theory, one might applaud the fact a hoop involves outdoors, human interaction and exercise. However it also involves (for those of us who live directly across the street) screams, yelling, constant thumping of balls, arguments, loud musical accessories and the like – and these noisemakers go on day and night usually until 1 a.m. in the morning and often much later. And it’s not just the kids drawn to the hoop.

So Sunday, as I sat gazing out my bay window on a serene morning, cup of tea at hand, you can imagine the terror that struck as I watched three young men struggle down the street with a stand-alone basketball hoop in hand. As I watched, I realized they were planning to set it up on the street in front of the house next door. My hope for a calmer summer was feeling a bit dashed.

Heading out the door, I had a chat with the fellows. A nice enough bunch that live at the other end of the street. Young teens, they had been thoughtful enough (or so-ordered by adults) to not set up the hoop near their homes ( “It takes up a parking space,” one kid told me.)

We had a pleasant exchange, and not long after they headed back up the street. I think there are probably fire hydrants in that area too (non-parking area on the street for them to set up the hoop).

I actually felt bad for them on a certain level; it has to be difficult to be a kid here some times. On the other hand, I really don’t want the street basketball hoop in front of my house for year four. The Flatbush end of Fenimore has completed community service in that regard, its time for the other end of the street to have a turn.

Stones Casual Wear

Posted May 20th, 2007 by Polychrome
Categories: Brooklyn, Retail News, Flatbush Ave

In December I mentioned 653 Flatbush Avenue, a retail space, was an available rental.

Managing my own expectations, I was resigned to the thought of  (yet another) beauty related business. Please don’t criticize me, I do enjoy seeing and documenting them, however I have been eager to see different types of businesses move into the area.

So, imagine my surprise to see the space not only rented, but with new signage.  Admittedly, it isn’t on my short list of retail high-hopes, but hey — it isn’t a beauty salon.  So I welcome Stones Casual Wear and wish them the very best!

Stone's Casual Wear

Found Objects, Rooftop Edition

Posted May 18th, 2007 by Polychrome
Categories: Brooklyn, Crime

My husband was on the roof a couple of days ago and found a bullet.  He measured it (using a knitting tool I have that determines diameter of knitting needles) and sure enough, it seems to be a 9mm.

This was likely a “shooting into the air” incident — yet again proving “what goes up must come down.”  The tricky part is, of course, avoiding the area where the landing zone is.  This is our first rooftop bullet in the five years we have been here and I am not pleased about it.

New Listing, New Sign

Posted May 9th, 2007 by Polychrome
Categories: Brooklyn

84 Fenimore Street in PLG is up for sale, no idea how long this has been on the market, but a new sign appeared in front of the property today.  This building is across the street from the historic district.  No idea what the inside is like, but the price is very reasonable and has a lot of 126 x 20, which is very nice.  I’ll add a photo later today.  Meanwhile, here is the listing info:

http://www.communityhomesales.com/ListNow/Property.aspx?PropertyID=1436712