Avoiding the Hoopla
Monday, May 21st, 2007There is no secret to the fact — and this is probably universal for large cities — that good weather is what is often referred to as the “noisy season.” In other places, such as the suburbs, no one usually notices because of the difference in population density. But here in Brooklyn, well, how can you not notice.
During the past five summers I have lived here, I would say three of those summers were made utterly miserable by a stand-alone basketball hoop that was the center of activity for pretty much the whole street. Now in theory, one might applaud the fact a hoop involves outdoors, human interaction and exercise. However it also involves (for those of us who live directly across the street) screams, yelling, constant thumping of balls, arguments, loud musical accessories and the like – and these noisemakers go on day and night usually until 1 a.m. in the morning and often much later. And it’s not just the kids drawn to the hoop.
So Sunday, as I sat gazing out my bay window on a serene morning, cup of tea at hand, you can imagine the terror that struck as I watched three young men struggle down the street with a stand-alone basketball hoop in hand. As I watched, I realized they were planning to set it up on the street in front of the house next door. My hope for a calmer summer was feeling a bit dashed.
Heading out the door, I had a chat with the fellows. A nice enough bunch that live at the other end of the street. Young teens, they had been thoughtful enough (or so-ordered by adults) to not set up the hoop near their homes ( “It takes up a parking space,” one kid told me.)
We had a pleasant exchange, and not long after they headed back up the street. I think there are probably fire hydrants in that area too (non-parking area on the street for them to set up the hoop).
I actually felt bad for them on a certain level; it has to be difficult to be a kid here some times. On the other hand, I really don’t want the street basketball hoop in front of my house for year four. The Flatbush end of Fenimore has completed community service in that regard, its time for the other end of the street to have a turn.


